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  1. NEWSPK20.ZIP   144070  10/08/96  Translate any ascii text file into its
  2.                                | politically correct equivalent. Includes
  3.                                | humorous essays.
  4. PWRWDS23.ZIP   232912  09/25/96  POWER WORDS contains FIVE THOUSAND of
  5.                                | the most incisive, and humorous quotes,
  6.                                | aphorisms, witticisms and quips compressed
  7.                                | into a single program file.  Searching is
  8.                                | lightning fast because all of the entries
  9.                                | are held in memory - no time-consuming disk
  10.                                | access is necessary.  Press a key to send
  11.                                | quotes to your printer or to a text file on
  12.                                | disk.
  13. THM_100.ZIP    411336  04/04/96  The Humor Mill v1.00 <ASP> Tickle your funny
  14.                                | bone with a joke, pun, humorous story, etc.
  15.                                | Collect your own jokes or use the supplied
  16.                                | databases. Do you need a smile throughout
  17.                                | your day? Configure The Humor Mill to tell
  18.                                | you a random joke periodically. Do you have
  19.                                | to find that perfect story for a paper,
  20.                                | speech, or other gathering? Use the powerful
  21.                                | searching and sorting features to find the
  22.                                | perfect one.
  23.